The warehouse crew were good guys, but too fond of practical jokes, so when I glanced over at the lo

The warehouse crew were good guys, but too fond of practical jokes, so when I glanced over at the lot where I’d parked my bike that morning and saw the empty space, I thought, those meatheads better not have scratched it. But when nobody fessed up to moving it, I knew I’d been ripped off. [Jalopnik]